10 Reasons to get a free pint of Carling

October 17, 2009 under Uncategorized
  1. You’re thirsty and there’s no water to drink. Ever.
  2. You want to appear cool in front of a bunch of drunk students.
  3. You’re in a really bad pub.
  4. Theres nothing but Carling and alcopops on sale.
  5. You’re trying to cheer up you’re mate that thinks Carling is cool.
  6. The mate in question buys you a pint.
  7. Because its free.
  8. Because you want to test your self control by going to a pub, getting a Carling, and avoiding buying anything else.
  9. Because you like beers beginning with C.
  10. Because there are no good free things on this planet? So you might as well get what you can get.
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