- You’re thirsty and there’s no water to drink. Ever.
- You want to appear cool in front of a bunch of drunk students.
- You’re in a really bad pub.
- Theres nothing but Carling and alcopops on sale.
- You’re trying to cheer up you’re mate that thinks Carling is cool.
- The mate in question buys you a pint.
- Because its free.
- Because you want to test your self control by going to a pub, getting a Carling, and avoiding buying anything else.
- Because you like beers beginning with C.
- Because there are no good free things on this planet? So you might as well get what you can get.
Oct
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